The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow
IN POLITICAL NEWS
1) Awesome: President Trump put out a memo putting ALL federal DEI employees on leave. This is the way. He also announced a $400 billion investment in AI. I know, I know, idiot Larry Ellison later claimed he would use mRNA vaxxes with AI (somehow) to stop cancer, but no one is going to take those shots. Meanwhile EVERYONE whether they know it or not is using AI and this is a major move to leap ahead of the ChiComs. It's necessary, and it's here. He also pulled the security details from Mike Pompeo and Dr. Fallacy.
2) Mike Turner got demoted from the House Intel committee cuz he was bragging that he was going to insert his guy into Trump's intelligence circle and "take over." Sorry little brisket peddler, no one makes those decisions except President Trump. Take a seat on the back bench.
3) The real J6 Patriot Day Committee just moved to the judiciary committee where it will begin to call witnesses to the corruption of the FBI. Oh, and it will also call Lynn Clusterbomb Cheney.
4) Ohio passed several pro-gun laws, and DeWeenie signed one that grants immunity to someone who shot someone else in self defense, so no crazy civil judgements.
5) A sudden case of honesty? The MA governor announced her state would pay back $2 billion in China Virus money that was spent on state projects.
6) Researchers now have a nasal spray to fight depression.
7) The Trump effect as the acting FDIC chair promises a thorough review of every system, including bank stability.
8) Ruy Teixeira, a very smart lib, is warning that it appears the DemoKKKrats are ready to die on the hill of wokism and climate change, that they cannot find a way back. I agree. They painted themselves into the corner and the rest of the world just keeps movin' on by.
9) Tne Senate has confirmed John Ratcliffe as CIA director. Ok, the easy ones are done. Now come Pam Biondi, Kash Patel, RFK, Jr.,, Tulsi Gabbard, and Pete Hegseth.
10) President Trump has pardoned 23 pro-life demonstrators accused of blocking access to abortion clinics, just ahead of the March for Life.
11) Trump signed an order releasing all JFK and MLK assassination files. From the conspiracy theorists' point of view, this is meaningless because according to them the CIA has already sanitized or doctored all the millions of pieces of evidence.
14) Declassified JFK docs show that the U.S. military planned to stage fake attacks to provoke a war against Cuba. JFK rejected it.
IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS
15) ALREADY encounters at the border with illegals are down 35%. Deportations using "military style aircraft" are under way.
16) New Kabul (NYC) alone has 670,000 illegal invaders, including 42,000 in the restaurant industry.
17) The Laken-Riley Act which already passed the Senate with bipartisan support now has passed the House and will be the first bill President Trump signs.
18) A federal judge already blocked President Trump's end to birthright citizenship, as expected. This heads to the Supes before long, where unfortunately Trump will likely lose. Here is an excellent review of both sides of the argument, including case law. The conservative author concludes the Supes will uphold birthright citizenship. Zen Master agrees. President Trump gave ICE authority to immediately terminate parole for up to 1.5 million illegal invaders.
IN CULTURAL NEWS
19) Great news, as schools that don't ditch DEI will lose federal funds. Understand, schools are already reeling from a) Covid dropouts who never returned (homeschooled) and b) from people yanking their kids for private schools. This could be a much-needed killer of public indoctrination. And speaking of schools, in New York governor Hock-a-lugie (Hochule) is trying to ban cell phones in schools. Research shows this causes a big improvement in test scores, school violence, and virtually every metric you can measure.
20) The daughter of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards was baptized and professed her faith in Jesus.
IN ECONOMIC NEWS
21) Bitcoin is up 265% as Rutabaga printed more money.
23) While you can't do everything through executive order, President Trump issued an ex o to reduce the cost of new housing by radically cutting regulations that can add up to $50,000 per house. And speaking of housing, new mortagage applications rose, but refis dropped a tad (Interest rates still too high). Annual existing home sales are the lowest since 1995.
24) President Trump said he is open to Larry Ellison or Elon Musk buying Tik Tok., and beaming in to Davos, he scorched the Bank of America President for de-banking patriots.
25) Former leaker and Russian-controlled John Brennanski has had his security clearance revoked. Good deal. he is a smelly fungaldripper.
26) The US will stop buying Venezuelan oil.
27) Just like that, the Saudis are investing $600 billion in the U.S. after Trump put out the call that America is back. Meanwhile at home, auto maker Stellantis will reactivate its Belvidere, Illinois plant with 1500 jobs.
29) A record number of people are making minimum-only credit card payments as delinquencies rise.
30) Ford has recalled over 270,000 cars due to battery concerns.
31) A new peer-reviewed study associates childhood vaxxes with autism and learning disorders.
32) Retail store closings the highest since Covid.
IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS
33) Just as he did at the inauguration, President Trump kicked the Nimrodsniffers at Davos in their Rocky Mountain Oysters. He said "nyet" to foreign wars, interventionism, climate change treaties, and all their other woke garbage. He also blasted the Bank of America CEO to his face for debanking Trump supporters. And he told them, "Make your product in America or face tariffs."
34) Hundreds "wed" as Thai same sex marriage law becomes official. Thailand will regret this.
35) Undermeasured and unappreciated ocean gas reduces "global warming."
36) Me-hee-co is struggling to build tents for all the illegals they intended to leak into the U.S., but now can't.
37) Secretary of State Marco Rubio already en route to Panama to talk some sense into these people before they force us to retake the Canal.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
38) I"m almost in tears of joy. CNN to slash "hundreds" of jobs. Jim Accosted threatens to quit after demotion.
39) Now MSNBC is hit with a $30 million defamation suit. You know, it would be so much easier on these scabpimples if they would just report actual news with verified NAMED sources and . . . STOP LYING.
40) A fat unattractive man was nominated for best actress. Cannot make this crap up.
IN CHINA VIRUS NEWS
41) The Trump administration has ended vax mandates for all legal migrants.
42) In fact, the Trump administration is preparing and order to halt all "gain-of-function" research, meaning Dr. Fallacy's gravy train will be cut off in his retirement.
43) The administration issued an immediate gag order on all CDC/NIAID communications, likely because it was leaked that those traitorous Baalshaggers were going to put out a new "health scare" of some sort.
44) Oracle chairman Larry Ellison touted AI as using mRNA to beat cancer. No thanks, Larry. You take all the mRNA shots you want. Trump had to put up with this guy because the larger issue was AI, and Trump supports HUMAN control of AI as does Musk.
45) The group ICAN just received through court pressure critical safety data from the FDA on vaxxes.
AND FINALLY . . .
46) A dog owner was eaten by her hungry pet Pugs after she died in her apartment. Hey, could have been pet pit bulls, who would have eaten her while she was alive. Or a Haitian, who would have eaten the Pugs. But not while they were alive.
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