The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow
IN POLITICAL NEWS
1) Leftoids and the old, fraudulent "conservative" neocons are all in disarray over the Crackhead pardon. Of course, the useless "Bul-shit" (Bulwark) is for it. The reaction of the scabular right, including Bul-shit, NRO, Erickson, Cook, and all the rest of the pretzel-lickers, promps me to engage in a short review of who these people are. I can hate but respect DemoKKKrats because of their consistency: they are always evil and portray themselves that way. But the fecal-inhalers on the so-called right are different. They are liars who pretend to be "principled."
Who are they? They are people who for 20 years got away with being the token conservative on CNN, on panels, and in cocktail parties. They were straw men, the Washington Generals whose purpose was to present an unconvincing case for conservative ideas that could easily be knocked down the the liberals. Whether on abortion, immigration, or inflation, these rectalmonkeys only advocated positions they truly believed would never be implemented, hence like Steve Martin's "Theodoric of York" character on Saturday Night Live, could at the end of the day go, "Naaaaaah." Their liberal hosts always knew the role of these cuticle-sniffers. What changed? Trump. Trump actually intended to do what he said he would do---end foreign wars, rebuild the American industrial base, end abortion and to stop the illegal criminal invasion.
Now these walking Hemorrhoids had to actually defend reality, and the mask came off. Every one of them became a Trump critic because he was doing what they had pretended to favor for years. If he was successful, they wouldn't have their cushy little CNN gigs and be welcome at the cocktail parties. They are Vichy French, siding with the fascists to keep their wine list.
2) Great review by Daniel Street of the incredible lies about Rutabaga from the Hoax News media during the campaign.
3) Meanwhile, we learned that the Senior Skank pressured Rutabaga for the Crackhead pardon, and that the Crackhead's ex landlord says he owes $300,000 in back rent.
4) The North Carolina state senate overrode the governor's veto of an election integrity law. The vote in the house, is reportedly very close---within three votes.
6) A poll shows Lara Trump, head of the RNC, has a big lead over Thom (Mel) Tillis in the NC Senate race.
6) First Matt Gaetz, now Chad Chronister has withdrawn from Trump's nomination, this time for DEA Secretary. Chronister was a DeSantis pick and was despised by MAGA. May be part of the FL senate negotiations. Could have been a sop to DeSantis for the gov to turn around and select a true Trumper in the senate seat. Meanwhile Trump named long-time loyalist Peter Navarro as a senior advisor on trade. He also selected Daniel Driscoll as Secretary of the Army, a warrior, not a desk guy. As of this podcast, it looks like Pete Hegseth may have the votes.
7) When President Trump met with Justa Turd-o of Canada, he said the Canucks would play ball on trade and immigration or he'd make them the 51st state. Naww President Trump. Too many D electoral votes. Break them up into provinces where the Rs get maybe 12 new senate seats.
8) Rutabaga apparently feels like he needs to spend the U.S. into total bankruptcy before he leaves, dishing out yet another $1 billion to African countries. What are they being invaded by the Russkies too?
9) The Army general who oversaw the botched Afghanistan withdrawal got promoted. Of course he did.
10) In Kollyfornia Gruesome is seeking $25 million to "Trump proof" the state. Good luck. You might ask South Carolina under Andrew Jackson how that worked.
11) A judge in Georgia ordered Fat Fani Willis to release all communications between her and Count Dooku (Jack Smith) on the Patriot Day (J6) case. Meanwhile, Fat Fani lost another case when rapper "Young Thug" she was prosecuting was found not guilty. Of what? Being young, or being a thug?
12) The CEO of United Healthcare was killed in Manhattan by a gunman. Cuz, you know, that city is so safe and "crime is down."
13) Christopher Rufo has a great blueprint for exocising woke and leftist chowderism from gubment. Start about halfway down for his specific recommendations.
14) America's worst mayor, Tiffany Henyard, was denied a spot on the ballot. Meanwhile Groomer City (SF) has a $1 billion deficit under it's useless toepicker mayor despite oodles of China Virus cash.
15) Great idea here on how J.D. Vance, as the presiding officer of the Senate, constitutionally can run the senate, not Yertle.
IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS
17) Imagine that. A couple of days after President Trump threatened to re-take Mexico City (more or less), Me-hee-co disbanded some migrant caravans.
IN TRANSOID NEWS
18) In Benghazi-by-the-Lake (Chicago), the teachers union wants a transoid curriculum even thought 80% of the students can't do math.
19) The LPGA reversed its transoid policy and will now only allow real women or men who "became" women before puberty to compete---which still defies science that says that even such men have an advantage over women.
IN ECONOMIC NEWS
20) Factory construction spending soared to a new high. While it's too recent to be attributed to Trump's election, it is entirely in line with reports that corporate America thought Trump would win since summer.
21) Meanwhile the number of job openings soared.
22) Big Pharma freaking out after future HHS Secretary Robert Kennedy says he'll prohibit the companies from using current marketing methods.
23) President Trump said he would block Nippon Steel from acquiring U.S. Steel.
25) Cargill's announced mass layoffs.
26) Intel's CEO retired after the company posted huge losses.
27) Vivek Ramaswamy says the Department of Energy's big $7.5 billion battery loan should be canceled.
28) Now the FBI says you shouldn't send text messages between iPhones and Androids. They could be hacked. That's because the FascistBI wants to be the only ones who hack your phones.
IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS
29) South Korean President, Yoon Suk Seol, very Biden-like, declared martial law citing the threat of NORK infestation in his gubment. Parliament did not care for that move, and voted unanimously to oppose it. Then Yoon announced a plan to lift martial law.
30) An asteroid slightly larger than Shiffty the Human Lemur's brain hit Siberia Tuesday.
31) An urgent warning was put out for a balding cure after it was found to cause "Werewolf Syndrome." I guess it's too late to tell Warren Zevon.
32) BP and Norsk are pulling out of ALL green hydrogen projects (that's 18 just for BP).
33) 28) "Poke-eee-stan" as Barack Obama called it, put all its eggs in the China basket and its energy is collapsing.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
34) The Village People are pleased that President Trump likes 'Y.M.C.A."
35) Melania Trump's memoir, Melania, rose to the top of the New York Slimes list.
36) After a reboot forced by fans, the trailer for the live action version of "Snow White" is out, and the fans hate it, with over 200,000 dislikes vs. only 17,000 likes. Rachel Zeigler is detested by fans.
IN CHINA VIRUS NEWS
37) The House issued a China Virus report and ignored case rates and case fatality rates to say the China Virus vax saved millions. Sigh.
AND FINALLY. . .
38) Tiger Woods' ex lover Rachel Uchitel says "she's at peace" in her $2.59 million mansion. Gee, whiz. Not sure I'd be at peace. The landscaping bill has to be more than the annual budget of Yemen.
Larry Schweikart
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