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TODAY'S NEWS, December 21-23, 2024 MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Writer's picture: Larry SchweikartLarry Schweikart

Updated: Dec 25, 2024

The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow






IN POLITICAL NEWS



2) Good grief. A "missing" GOP congresswoman was finally located in a dementia home. Enough with these freakin' zombies. If you aren't of sound mind---even if it's John Fetterman Massacre with his temporary malady that left him brainless for a while---you need to be OUT. And right in line with that, a DemoKKKrat strategist confirms what we all knew, that Rutabaga had the brain capacity of a Rutabaga. Lindy Li---not to be confused with Lucy Liu---said "“The president has not been cognitively fit to assume the duties of the Oval Office for a number of years now. And it breaks my heart because I know President Biden and I love the man, but he is in no shape or form able to carry out the duties that the Commander in Chief requires," And without realizing how utterly stupid it made him look, Rutabaga's colleague Senator Chris Coons said he didn't notice anything odd until the debate. Good Grief. I called this guy Rutabaga in 2020 he was so demented.





6) In my substack, I argued that the national debt a) is enormous; b) isn't at all on people's minds; c) is strongly related to national income and assets; d) that probably the best way to address it is through growth, and e) that efforts to trim $200 million here, or even $1 billion there will have absolutely no impact at all, and that real reform would require what no one wants to do, make solvent Medicare and Social Security.


7) Having done everything they can to destroy America, the Rutabaga administration is suddenly arresting a bunch of ChiComs for spying. Why bother?


8) Rutabaga napped on the plane, forcing grieving Gold Star families to wait hours on the runway after the Afghanistan bombing.


9) Michael Byrd, Ashli Babbit's murderer, was not only a lousy cop who ducked his rounds to play cards but was so unreliable he was on a "no-testimony" list for prosecutors. This analcavity belongs in jail. The House Ethics Committee---you know, the one that let Botoxic get away with decades worth of insider trading


10) President Trump promises to leave the WHO (the World Health Organization, not the band) on day one.


IN CULTURAL NEWS


11) The bible was removed from a Texas school district for containing "sexually explicit material."


IN TRANSOID NEWS


12) The Trump Effect part 102: The evil Rutabaga Department of Ed is giving up on a rule to require schools to allow boys to play in girls sports.



IN ECONOMIC NEWS



15) Meanwhile, in the fine Rutabaga economy, another big chain, Party City, is going out of business.


16) Truly getting Skynet level, as Google unveiled a chip that can perform 10 septillion (10 to the 1025 level) in five minutes. That's faster than Rain Man on Adderall.



IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS



19) After a Christmas Market car attack (not car bomb, but car) in Magdeburg, Germany, where a Saudi assassin killed five and injured almost 200, Germans took to the streets to (finally) demand "deportation now!" Maybe they should elect Trump chancellor. Meanwhile in peaceful and bucolic Swedene, a rapper was gunned down. Who knew that Sweden had the highest rate of gangland killings in Europe? By the way, this is what happens when a nation has no Daniel Pennys.


20) Honda and Nissan will merge, creating the world's largest automaker.


21) It looks as though Germany will be the first nation to hit the "green wall" of eco-stupidity with collapsing power and soaring rates.



IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS


23) "Sonic 3" shot off to a $63 million opening, leaving "Mufasa" in the dust.




IN CHINA VIRUS NEWS


26) A majority of adults say "nyet" to the flu vax. Really a headscratcher.


27)The Kollyfornia Department of Public Health cannot explain why China Virus cases ROSE after the vax was rolled out.



AND FINALLY . . .


29) Best news of the day, as Denzel Washington, our greatest living actor, has announced his faith in Jesus, has been baptized, and will become an ordained minister. So let's say our Christmas farewell. Stanley, my friend of 13 years, may not be with me by New Year's.






Larry Schweikart


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